sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
The world is so complicated, tangled, and overloaded that to see into it with any clarity you must prune and prune.
me: enough small talk
I don’t discriminate. I hate everyone until I get to know them.
why i love TOS
I’m crying again. Fuck you.
mute this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzQvCNAofSo and play the song. Its perfect.
wow i had to reblog it again because you have to do the thing ^ it IS perfect. and the chorus stops exactly where the video stops.
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this